BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED
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Batteries Not Included
3420 N. Halsted Street
Chicago, IL 60657
Phone: (773) 935-9900


 

The Scene

If size mattered, Batteries Not Included might be considered a bit petite. But this bedroom-size sex shop really knows how to flaunt what it's got -- adult sex toys, naughty pranks, X-rated games and cards, and bachelor and bachelorette party ideas. The personable and knowledgeable employees keep the atmosphere light, warmly greeting customers and offering friendly suggestions.

 

The Goods

The focus at this store is on fun. You'll find some of the best bachelorette party favors in the city, including prized items for the ladies like the Pony Express veil, decorated with colored condoms and penises, and Pipe Dream's Rabbit Pearl multi-action vibrator, popularized on "Sex and the City" and "Oprah." Ladies, turn on a few laughs with the booby blinkers -- two flashing red strobe-light pasties. Or, strictly for the gents, perk things up with an "emergency care" Pecker First Aid Kit.

 


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